It’s TRANSformers not CISformers uwu

goodyke:

heavenhillgirl:

dialectic synthesis

breikka:

The struggles of Lifeguard Mercy

allthingsgerman:

langernameohnebedeutung:

bonyassfish:

asparklethatisblue:

langernameohnebedeutung:

langernameohnebedeutung:

langernameohnebedeutung:

blue-corvid:

langernameohnebedeutung:

blue-corvid:

langernameohnebedeutung:

before cooking an egg, do you poke a little hole into the shell?

no, why would I?

No. (I know the reason people do it but I don’t do it.)

yes, obviously??

Yes (I don’t really know why, though)

other/press button!/don’t like eggs/vegan/slurp my eggs raw/vanilla extract/tags

Before I… crack them open?

….before you put them in here:

the water cup even comes with a little needle at the bottom for hole-poking purposes, see:

sorry i meant boil not cook

WHAT IS THAT

It’s an egg cooker!

It’s like a toaster and an electric kettle had a baby and …the baby boils eggs.

#is this specifically a German thing#because Germans tend to have Opinions about eggs#also the only people I know who actually know how to use an egg cup are German#teach me your ways - I still don’t understand why you’d use an egg cup. and I can’t imagine boiling eggs not in a pot on the stove

no egg cup:

egg cup:

#why is the wobble an issue you pick them up one at a time shell then and eat them like not whole but just#you hold them and bite them and eat then till there’s none left? why does this need extra tools

…at this point i’m sorry to introduce…the egg spoon.

Even better news about German egg related gadgets… the Eierköpfer (it also has a super long German name), for when you need a guillotine to open your egg neatly

No offence to Germany but why are you guys so fucking insane

nothing to see here. Just normal feelings about egg.

So do we tell them about Tchibo or would that be too overwhelming right now?

transfem-juice:

typhus-andronicus:

discovered an intriguing network of pornbots which appear to be repeatedly reblogging this picture of butter between themselves

I love all of these

respect-the-kitty:

shitposting-hobbits-to-gallifrey:

sexy-raccoons:

catchymemes:

via

BTW for anyone too lazy to do the math a wage of $125 a day works out to about $15/hour for an 8-hour workday so….. someone in 1923 definitely had a vision of the future

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

“THIS IS FORBIDDEN KNOWLEDGE”

secondbeatsongs:

somehow instead of saying “as a treat”, I’ve started using the phrase “for morale”, as if my body is a ship and its crew, and I (the captain) have to keep us in high spirits, lest we suffer a mutiny in the coming days.

and so I will eat this small block of fancy cheese, for morale. I will take a break and drink some tea, for morale. I will pick up that weird bug, for morale.

I’m not sure if it helps, but it does entertain me

slocotion:

Restocking my patreon shop on the 19th, at 19:00 GMT+1! 💫 This month’s collection includes the mushroom sprites Bog Myrtle, Brackenfirth and Pumpkin Pie, who are all about 5 inches tall and posable thanks to the wire armature inside their bodies. These three will be 165 euro each, plus 22 worldwide shipping. Paypal payments only. Link to the secret shop is available to all tier patrons! There’s also gonna be two fruit themed dreaming clowns

Patreon / instagram

cricketcat9:

jack-redacted-files:

dionysianmirth:

magichemist:

yenay-hanfu:

@歷蜀記Lishuji

🍲火鍋底料 hot pot base

【火鍋底料 hot pot base】

牛油 beef tallow
辣椒 pepper
小蔥 shallots
香菜 parsley
洋蔥 onion
大蒜 garlic
黃姜 ginger
豆瓣 bean
花椒 prickly ash
啤酒 beer
八角 star anise
草果 tsaoko
甘草 licorice
白扣 cardamom
香草 vanilla
香皮 silkvine
陳皮 tangerine peel
丁香 clove
毕勃 piper
良姜 galangar
黃桂 yellow cinnamon
桂皮 cinnamon
毛沙仁 mao fructus amomi
香菜籽 coriander seed
梔子 gardenia
千里香 orange jasmine
沙仁 fructus amomi
香草 vanilla
山楂 hawthorn
香果 pimi
香果 pimienta
小茴香 fennel
木香 woody
老扣 katsumadai
山奈 kencur
香葉 bay leaf
老白乾 white liquor
冰糖 crystal sugar

@歷蜀記lishuji /kwai

I love u so much for adding the translation I love you so much I love you so dearly I am so

I’m hyperventilating 😲